A Readings Post on Syria Extracted From The Onion

By Kenneth Anderson
Friday, April 14, 2017, 9:49 AM

The Onion, News in Brief, Vol. 15, Issue 14, April 13, 2017:

"There Are No Good Options In Syria," Sighs Man Who Has Devoted 12 Minutes Of Research To Topic

  (Posted without editorial comment because, well, res ipsa loquitur.  -Ed.)